PINOY MATH
A woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing Pedro... all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'
Mother responds: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer ...you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Ayala Alabang, you drive a Mercedes 300SEL; you get P20,000 a week allowance; you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'
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